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Health & Fitness

The Unwritten Canine Law


Sam Polter was aghast
And more than ready to sue
When his dogwalker did the worst
Any dogwalker can do.

The unforgivable whelp
Lost Polter's terrier, Jim,
So when courts offered no recourse
Sam went and euthanized him.

The laws of man and God
Do not apply to dogs--
Just see the multitude
Of panting bowwow blogs.

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