Those who'd shoot-as-shoot-can,
Whether the victim's woman or man,
Venerate the Constitution
As the fulltime, alltime solution
To the ills besetting the nation
Dating back to the day of creation
(The Tuesday before the Ice Age,
Known ever since as the Days of Rage).
Asked to describe the Constitution
(U.S A., and not the Rooshion)
Stalwarts readily reply:
"Skip the stardust, all a lie.
Zero in on what the end meant
And what you have is the Second Amendment.
Anything else that happens to suit you-
Reason enough for us to shoot you."
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