Class Transit

No elbows in your tender ribs,

No babies cheesing on their bibs;

No screeching wheels to pierce your ears,

No cash appeals from "volunteers";

No sweltering in your subway car,

No coughing caused by a lit cigar.

No need to park your automobile,

No spot, a thorough search'll reveal;

No parking lot or city garage,

No space excepting a mirage;

No bicycle without the risk,

No pothole jolts to spinal disk.

---------No form of travel beats the limo,

No possibility, it's primo.

No workplace benefit compares,

No more the mode of millionaires;

No sweat for you, no need to squirm;

No tab! It's paid for by your firm.

Yes!