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Car Economy Tip

Leon Freilich, Neighbor

     CAR ECONOMY TIP

Augustus Jones is a favorite buyer
At the Rolls-Royce dealership
Returning every single year
 To do his auto flip.

He trades in last year's ritzy model
Unconsciously poshing it.
"That saves me dough," the man insists--
 "The cost of washing it."

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