The bird that lives with the family,
A mynah called Sam Morse,
Is costing us a bundle
Because it eats like a horse.
At the other dollar end,
And this may sound absurd,
My brother Charlie's horse
Eats just like a bird.
Yes, animals stand pat,
Have done so from the start,
Immune to simile,
Refusing to play a part.
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